Jessica Alba and the Posters

Jessica Alba visited my home state and got herself in a little trouble.

Alba was caught on camera sticking posters of the declining numbers of Great White Sharks on a bridge and other property in Oklahoma City, according to AP. Police are investigating.

Yes, she was caught sticking up posters. Not much more of a crime than hanging up garage sale signs or lost kitten signs. But because she’s a celeb and these posters were about protecting animals in a deeply conservative state (Save the animals, why? Jesus is coming next week and we don’t need sharks in heaven.) this has become a case of dangerous and disturbing vandalism and proof that those damn bleeding heart liberals are all evil.

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